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I am going as a bus, the people of the crowd.
Stop, as usual someone is, someone comes out. And so the door almost closed and the streets run very fat lady with the breast with the biggest watermelon, which probably prevents it from moving faster. The people on the street shy away, as if not touched such dignity. She rushes to the bus, barely breathing. Then a peasant, and decided to staple it, and asked: * Well, hard to run with such big tits? *
At that clever and not at all chastened lady replied:
- I looked as if you ran, whether you have such balls!
People in laughter, and as a man blushed with vexation as to its standing and riding purple.
A quiet calm in the evening a patrol car stopped the doctor in a white robe with a request to help make the apartment the old man. Why not help a pretty girl? Rise to a stretcher up and seeing this picture: On the couch, arms crossed on his chest is blue grandfather. We put a litter under the sofa, and, as a corpse in disgust to take for something else, I take his head and begin to rotate in the direction of the litter: Phew - and grandfather from the couch, carrying in the air, somersault, landing directly in a stretcher on his back - not even changing position (skill!). We picks up litter and not interrupting the conversation with the woman doctor is directed to exit.
Voice from the stretcher: Guys! But not feet first!
The text of one of us, throwing litter: You fool! Warn not!
The schoolmate has told the real funny story.
It handed over the test for a driving licence. Naturally, it was not one, around there were still the people, thirsting to receive a good estimation of the knowledge. Before the test, expecting the turn, the schoolmate has heard conversation of two girls, appearance and private world like Paris Hilton.
The first:
- Not long ago saw the failure, two cars have faced. To the driver one head has already torn off!!!
The second:
- It though is live remained…?
My friend is engaged in sale of vegetables and fruit. Has some points on a city. During a season it has situations when fruit overripe and starts to spoil. During such moments his family in literal sense sits on a fruit ration. Has called on somehow them. A family behind a dining table. Mountain of bananas. At all sour persons. Everything, including the owner, sit with black bread. Dip bananas in salt and eat…
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If the cat sneezes nearby to the bride in day of its wedding — happy home life is provided. If houses a black cat (cat), in it are not translated lovers. An old English sign of stray a cat - to fast wedding. A sign of the western coast of India If the man has devastated a bottle to the bottom and thus under a table the cat he marries same year sat. Breton superstition If you have called a cat and she runs to you at full speed, know that this animal – a dog. Itself it was convinced.
Whether the Chinese poet On is one of two the most known and esteemed in the Chinese literature for all its history. The big fan of liquor, it, having got drunk, often recited the immortal creations the casual passer-by. Whether once at night On has dropped out of a boat and has sunk in river Jantszy waters, trying to embrace moon reflexion in water.
While the husband calls at a door, the wife hides the lover behind a bedside table on which there is a TV. The husband includes at once the TV and is arranged opposite in an armchair to look a football match of a favorite team. The wife wishing to entice the husband from a room, shouts to it from kitchen: “Dear, look! From a table the plate has fallen to a floor with soup and was not spilt at all. It is simple a miracle!” The husband waves away: “Too to me a miracle… Here the left halfback now from a field have removed. So it by me has passed in one cowards”.
Go on travel by the bus. I stoped on service station, and go to the toilet. First booth was close, and i go to the next one… From the next booth some one talk to me: “Hi! How are you doing?.” I’m not the fan to talk in toilet, but answer: “Thanks. Ok.” In the answer i hear: “What plans for today?.” I thought for a few seconds and answer: “Go on the east, as well as you…” And hear: “… Look, I’ll call you letter, because any idiot in the next booth answers on questions, which I set to you…”