The letter from mum

March 2, 2009
Tags: Funny Letter

Expensive daughter, I write to you these some lines that you knew that I write to you. If you receive this letter, means, it has reached you. If is not present, let to me know, and I will write to you more time. I write to you slowly because I know that you not so quickly read. Recently your daddy has read one article that the majority of accidents happen near to the house, therefore we have decided to move a bit further. The house remarkable! There is even a washing machine, but I do not know, how it works. Yesterday I have filled еe with dirty linen, have pulled a chain, and всe was washed off! Now I search for the instruction. Weather absolutely quite good. Last week the rain went only two times: in the beginning of week, 3 days, and are closer to the end, within 4 days. By the way, about coat which you wanted, uncle Bob has told that if to send it with these cast buttons it leaves the expensive on weight, therefore I cut off them. Sew them back, I have put them in the right pocket. Your daddy find new work. Under it of 500 persons! It mows a grass on a cemetery. Your sister Mary has married recently, and waits for the kid. We do not know, what it of a floor, therefore meanwhile I can not tell to you, whether there will be you the uncle or aunt. If it is the girl she wishes еe to name, as me. The strange decision to name the daughter - Mum. With your brother Bob recently there was an incident: it has closed the car, and keys has left inside. He had to come back home on foot (10 kilometres!) to take the second complete set of keys, and to let out us from the car. If you suddenly meet the cousin Lilu send her from me regards. If you еe do not meet, anything to it do not tell. Your mum.
PS: I wished to send to you of a few money, but have already stuck an envelope.

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