I am going as a bus, the people of the crowd.
Stop, as usual someone is, someone comes out. And so the door almost closed and the streets run very fat lady with the breast with the biggest watermelon, which probably prevents it from moving faster. The people on the street shy away, as if not [...]
A quiet calm in the evening a patrol car stopped the doctor in a white robe with a request to help make the apartment the old man. Why not help a pretty girl? Rise to a stretcher up and seeing this picture: On the couch, arms crossed on his chest is blue grandfather. We put [...]
The schoolmate has told the real funny story.It handed over the test for a driving licence. Naturally, it was not one, around there were still the people, thirsting to receive a good estimation of the knowledge. Before the test, expecting the turn, the schoolmate has heard conversation of two girls, appearance and private world like [...]
My friend is engaged in sale of vegetables and fruit. Has some points on a city. During a season it has situations when fruit overripe and starts to spoil. During such moments his family in literal sense sits on a fruit ration. Has called on somehow them. A family behind a dining table. Mountain of [...]
If the cat sneezes nearby to the bride in day of its wedding — happy home life is provided. If houses a black cat (cat), in it are not translated lovers. An old English sign of stray a cat - to fast wedding. A sign of the western coast of India If the man has [...]
Whether the Chinese poet On is one of two the most known and esteemed in the Chinese literature for all its history. The big fan of liquor, it, having got drunk, often recited the immortal creations the casual passer-by. Whether once at night On has dropped out of a boat and has sunk in river [...]
While the inhabitant of Transylvania Adrian Andresku, illegally having got into Great Britain, worked in one of the Manchester bars, he did not want, that the spouse wasted time in vain. The Romanian accurately sent by mail half of salary with a small makeweight - own sperm.
While the husband calls at a door, the wife hides the lover behind a bedside table on which there is a TV. The husband includes at once the TV and is arranged opposite in an armchair to look a football match of a favorite team. The wife wishing to entice the husband from a room, [...]
Go on travel by the bus. I stoped on service station, and go to the toilet. First booth was close, and i go to the next one… From the next booth some one talk to me: “Hi! How are you doing?.” I’m not the fan to talk in toilet, but answer: “Thanks. Ok.” In the [...]
Expensive daughter, I write to you these some lines that you knew that I write to you. If you receive this letter, means, it has reached you. If is not present, let to me know, and I will write to you more time.