Humor Story

1. Make it “the classical” way obtained from the Hollywood films: bend before the darling a knee and stretch it a ring in a box. The rose should be thus strong clamped in a teeth.
2. At restaurant instigate the waiter to bring its favourite dessert with a wedding ring inside (only take care of that the bride inadvertently has not eaten a ring!). (more…)

When I do work long - I sluggish.
When the chief does work long - it scrupulous. (more…)

The serial looks and falls asleep, and it is necessary to switch to football, at once wakes up and shouts: «I look!»
Having put on stockings, jumps up and tries to raise itself in them, as baron Mjunhgauzen.
Can kill a heap of time and money for escalating of nails that then one to break and cry all the evening long.
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Stomach upwards, in embrace with a pillow or it is motionless as a block – men are inventive enough in a choice of a pose for a dream. And how your partner sleeps? (more…)

One of the first losers – Eliot Spittser (Eliot Spitzer). It was no time the successful investor on Uoll Strit and even the governor of the State of New York. Perhaps it also has not lost a considerable quantity of the means, but popularity has lost for certain – for hobby for services of prostitutes. (more…)

On February, 2nd in the USA and Canada the national holiday - Day of a marmot is annually celebrated. According to superstition, this day it is necessary to watch closely a marmot who is getting out of the hole to learn, when there will come spring. If the marmot sees the shade - i.e. if day solar, - the marmot hides back in a hole, and the winter will proceed even six weeks. If the small animal does not see the shade - i.e. day cloudy, - the spring will be early. This day the attention of all world is chained to the well-known marmot of Filu from pennsylvania the cities of Panksatoni. The glory has come to it in 1993, after an exit on film screens “Day of a marmot” with Bill Mjurrejem and Andy MakDauel in leading roles. In 1997 to look at Fila has arrived 35 thousand persons - in 5 times more, than the population of all cities of district Jefferson.

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The dear user, you use the free program «Casual girl»! It not safely also Do not try the best decision in the market – the program «Constant Woman»! (more…)

In capital of Saudi Arabia there passes an annual exhibition-sale of exotic pigeons. One Australian, having bought pair of birds, has decided to save on duties, taxes and inoculations, and has arrived back to Melbourn, having hidden pigeons on itself. (more…)

On what only there are no people for the sake of football! For example, 19-year-old nigerian Ijabo Abade has ventured operation on floor change to get to structure of a youth national team on WC. Ijabo (which as it has appeared, plus to all was also hermaphrodite) have operated in one of clinics of Los Angeles. Now it, forgive him, call James Johnson. This doubtful pleasure in 45 thousand dollars has managed. Something weak. Ah yes, to it it was necessary to sew less…